is it time for another christmas tale

joffmiester · #1

who's going to start

it

#2

Joffie was out on his country estate hearding up his flock of 10000 turkeys ready for slaughter .......

#3

Joffie was out on his country estate hearding up his flock of 10000 turkeys ready for slaughter .......

and they sh!t everywhere ! .......

joffmiester · #4

snow was laying all a round ,just at the point where the heard of gobbling turkeys were about go in the lorry i discovered a golden egg

TerryC · #5

I took it to the jewellers WH Henn Ltd and they told me these were very rare, only found in Eggypt and parts of Turkey.

#6

Egged on with this good news I nicked one the turkeys, had a quick g---le, sat on it and off we flew, whip in hand, to Turkey where

#7

Joff was running a match,everyone had a bite a chuck but a few still moaned about joffs pegging

#8

Method feeders , pellets . paste and all other noddy crap were banned in turkey ........ infact there were lakes , canals and rivers stuffed with stamp roach and maggots were proper cheap and easily bred off the sh!t kebabs they have over there

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joffmiester · #9

after the match ::) a large crowd gathered to see this egg

and then one great big bloke stepped forward

"COME COME WITH ME

TerryC · #10

It was Bob the gas man, he was over six meters high.

#11

And nearly as wide as Lloydy, he sat down next to Bill and said....

#12

Bill ! get your crappity smack haircut ffs .........

#13

Now Bill is a man of very few words and replied with two of them............. ...........

#14

With which it was time for the raffle .......

Woodhouse won a days pampering and makeover ......

#15

And second prize went to Dodge, a years free subscription for channel 5 so be could watch his beloved Manchester city play in Europe while he played with his.....

#16

i phone watching Wolverhampton Wanderers on the comedy channel !

joffmiester · #17

after the banter had stopped in the crowd woodhouse lloydy and dodge said to me don't do it he looks trouble

woodhouse said well i'm off then ::)back to my love nest as i've found another two love eggs in my

cheslynboy · #18

Net bag along with a family of ...........................

MrV · #19

Dingles, who were getting ready to.............

#20

give Leopold his much needed makeover but......