A couple decide to have an extension built at the back of their new house.Monday morning sees a gang of builders turn up ready to start work.
After an hour or so the couples 5yr old daughter wanders into the back garden to see whats going on,seeing them working she asks the foreman if she can help.
Well the foreman and the rest of the gang are smitten with the little girl and decide she can be a builder like them.
They give her her own safety helmet and a plastic bucket and spade and tell her she is now a bonifide builder.
At he end of the day the little girl goes inside the house and finds her mum in the kitchen,"Hello" said the mother "and where have you been all day" "I've been helping the builders in the garden" replied the little girl.
"Ah thats nice " said the mother,"yes" said the little girl "they gave me my own safety helmet and my own bucket and spade".
"Ah thats nice" said the mother "And will you be helping them tomorrow" "That depends" said the little girl "depends on what" said the mother"
"On whether the F**KERS DELIVER THE f**KING CONCRETE ON TIME" replied the little girl.
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Little girl
Laugh For God's Sake,The Goverment will Ban It Soon
Little girl
saw that some time ago on the the counter in a Jewsons warehouse
but the punchline was
"On whether F**King JEWSONS DELIVER THE f**KING CONCRETE ON TIME" replied the little girl
underneath someone had wrote
Jewsons would like to let all there customers know our delivery service as improved
but the punchline was
"On whether F**King JEWSONS DELIVER THE f**KING CONCRETE ON TIME" replied the little girl
underneath someone had wrote
Jewsons would like to let all there customers know our delivery service as improved
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Little girl
-frank its a well nown joke/ sketch around the building sites and changes to different suppliers and products depending who is supplying what to the sites
Little girl
I know si the lads in jewsons had put it there themselves.
it was the last bit that tickled me
it was the last bit that tickled me