the miss has been to IKA today i said can you bring me some wooden spoons a'l need about dozen
1 for the winner
1for the biggest fish
1 for the biggest bullsh#ter
1for the best presentation
1 for the biggest mouth
1for best haircut
1 for the bloke that just crumbles into tears
1 for best car parking you always get one
1 for the angler that looses the most there's always a few tales
1 for the angler that loose's the most floats to reeds and bushes[well we know who that is already]
1 for the best looking bitch on the towpath
nearly forgot 1 for the peg with the most dogsh#t in it
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