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The antique Mirror

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A newly married couple have just set up a new home. For weeks and weeks they have been saving and spending trying to make there new house look nice.

One day after the he has picked up his wages, she decides to buy a mirror for her bedroom...

Anyway she takes £50 and goes to her local antique shop, where she finds a lovely full length mirror, she cant wait to get home and show her husband, as soon as she gets home it takes pride and place in the middle of the bedroom wall.

That night she is getting ready for a meal, when she peers deep in to the mirror, staring at her figure.

"Mirror, Mirror on the wall, make my boobs size 44" she wispers

To her delight there is a huge BANG and a flash of light, amazingly her boobs blow up to a much bigger size.


She cant keep her delight to her self after the smoke has cleared she runs down the stairs shouting her husband, who is made up... He cant beleive it, but he wants a bit of the action, he runs up the stairs, looks deep in the mirror....

"Mirror, Mirror on the wall, make my d!ck touch the floor"

BANG... Flash of light and smoke fills the room....

And his legs fall offdevel

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