Xmas present list!!

[SiDev]

A bit of fun guys to pass the winter months. What would you get fellow club members and guests for Christmas !! I will start it with some arm bands for Kyle, a new clicker for Keith and a bigger shed for Gino!!! Let’s get the festive spirit going

[keith]

Personally for Simon - Some more weather forecasting lessons.

https://uk.video.search.yahoo.com/yhs/s ... tion=click

Terry - a toadstool to sit on

Tony - Mr Burns guide to Blasphemy

[SiDev]

Uncanny likeness and I guess we are about the same age!!

[SiDev]

May have to get Mick a piggy bank to store all those nuggets he will be clawing back next year!

[Spamwham]

Working on it; although Burns doesnt normally do Xmas pressies for employees and lesser mortals

As a starter, how about an extended pole rest for Keith to put Pinnochio on

[SiDev]

Would be a hell of an extension!.....

I'd also buy Troy and my brother a doppelganger to go to work to allow them more time on the bank

Clive already has his present.....no more Res matches!!!

[keith]

I am feeling victimised, cannot understand why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I may be a little number dyslexic though.

As for Tony, he is always on bloody holiday, puts Dave to shame.

I would get Mick and Gino one of the pound coin dispensers that go in your pocket.

[Dave C]

Are you insinuating that I go on holiday a lot. And no I’m not home yet I’m posting on the free WiFi in Tenerife port. It’s typical fishing weather ...... peeing down with rain.

[mickyboy]

I think that some portable sonar equipment for Simon to help locate
all the pole sections that he drops in the lakes is a must. Don't worry
bout the pound dispensers a direct debit will be much easier

[SiDev]

Good call Mick...although should I be concerned that I was in your thoughts at 3am ?

[mickyboy]

Working night shift Simon trying to stay awake

[SiDev]

Not sure if I'm relieved or disappointed

[naughtycockney]

After recent events maybe a proper fishing seat for Si and a loud bell to summons help from the good wife!!!!!!

[SiDev]

It's not the fishing, had enough of the Mrs telling me that!...but that bell would be useful and constant supply of gas and air !!

[Spamwham]

For Clive (referring to the Res 2019 post) - an nice new MANGLE

[Spamwham]

A nice book for those of us who dont fish on the top - 'The guide to noddy fishing'
......and for John and those that do - 'Noddys guide to real fishing'

[Spamwham]

.....and for Clive again, once he's used the mangle, a nice new pair of bionic balls
Must say I quite fancy a pair of those myself

[SiDev]

Following Terrys takeover bid I would get him a tin hat !! And a big wooden spoon for Tony to stir those pots even more! Also for mine and Gino’s other halves a copy of the maggotdrowners thread where guys fess up to at least 100 matches a year !! John gets a new bin or shredder for that West Ham season ticket!