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I can list quite a few but what in your opinion is the craziest rule you have ever come across?

In fairness do not mention the fishery and anyone can join in on this one. Image Image Image Image Image Image Image Image Image Image
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May shock some but here goes.........Pike don't count Image Image. Its a coarse fish and if it is caught by accident, and by that I mean not deliberately targetted (spun for or had a little dangly thing waved about in front of it) why should it not count :-/.
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I thought 'no pellets' was pretty barmy on a commercial.
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No dampening feed pellets but if you asre fishing the feeder you can dampen a few!!! mind you most of the rules at this fishery are a joke!!!!
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First rule make sure when you open your fishery you know who has the keys Image Image Image
Funniest rule I've found is net limits no more than 50lb per net Image Imageso if that's the case why fill the duck ponds with thousands of tonnes fish Image Image
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Keep 'em coming; I'll keep slipping the odd one in,


You must use a floating bait Image
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All fish must be netted, great fun when your chatching small roach Image
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Minimum of a 20" hook length???? Image Image

That place / places must encourage snagging fish up to reeds etc, some people just do not think when they write the " rules " Image Image
Just cant get a draw :facepalm :facepalm
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Minimum of a 20" hook length????

Cracker

Here's another that will scratch yer yeds.

Umbrellas must be green (come across that one twice!) What can you say, Got loads more, - all genuine.
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Pike don't count .


To be honest Mr V I never knew they could talk Image Image Image Image Image Image Image
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To be honest Mr V I never knew they could talk

You crack me up you daft old bug**r Image Image Image
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No dampening feed pellets but if you asre fishing the feeder you can dampen a few!!! mind you most of the rules at this fishery are a joke!!!!

And they change them for one day only for the u.k champs Image
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Dip your feet before you fish! ( we'll be dipping our trolley wheels soon!!)


No Rhythm sticks! isn't that that what Ian Dury sang about. Image Image Image
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landing nets to be used at all times :-/ :-/
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No making paste out of fishery pellets Image
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landing nets to be used at all times  :-/ :-/

unless its one of TKs Gruellers Image Image
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perhaps somebody else can work this one out, - it's ages since I went to Skool

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If you want to use a dolly butt on the end of your 16 metres section you must measure your pole in between the measuring poles.

Anyone???
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Here's another,

No tapping poles.


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No pole pots all feed must be put in by hand or catapult
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No Fishing Image Image ImageCuckoo
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