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Subject: sex insurance

You can now get insurance for sex in the u.k.

So make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having.

Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:-

sex with your wife - legal & general.

Sex on the telephone - direct line.

Sex with your partner - standard life.

Sex with someone different - go compare.

Sex with a lady of generous proportions - more than.

Sex on the back seat of a car - sheila's wheels.

Sex with a prostitute - commercial union.

Sex with your maid - employer's liability.

Sex with an oap – saga.

Sex resulting in pregnancy - general accident.

And finally

sex with a transvestite - confused. Com.


Make sure you are adequately covered

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Special one for you Arthur, -

Sex in a boat, - canoedling.com :rofl
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :roflvery good
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