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Cuckoo Clock

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Cuckoo Clock

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The Cuckoo Clock

Why females should avoid a 'Girls Night Out' after they are married....

If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humour.

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls'. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down far too easily.
Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed.... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos total 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in?


I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... He didn't seem yellow stream off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one!


Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock!'

When I asked him why, he said,


'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh sh!t' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its Throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
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