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A man received the following text from his neighbour:

"I am so sorry Bob, I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not
around; in fact, more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's no
excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept
my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again."


The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun
and without a word, shot his wife. A few moments later, a second text
came in:

"Bloody autospell - I meant wifi, not wife" . . . ..
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