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A man notices a little boy wearin a fireman hat, sittin in a cart bein pulled by his pet dog. When he gets closer he notices the cart is tied to the dogs man balls 'thats a nice fire engine' said the man. 'wouldn't the dog pull faster tho if you tied the rope to his collar?'. Yes said the boy, but t...

SteveB it aint deadpegs fault..... he has to read the post through the window he is licking, so bear with him http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/uk.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum...

I would like to add that I think TK and team do a sterling job http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/thumbsup.gif , Having helped run a different club previously, the "THEY" attitude really bugs me, The people who say They should do...

TK, as mentioned on the phone, I will not be attending this match, its my moms 70th birthday, having a family bbq

I think I may be having a perusal during whit week

This was a painfully hard match, I managed about 5oz, fish stocks seem extremely low

IF and I stress IF the results are 100% truthful, now whats that strange smell?? .......dog.... cat ...... BULL ........... I can always tell when a fishery owner is fibbing about the results...... their crappity smacking lips move !!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D PS if Zorro was on peg 3 how come he sat on ...

... last match lowest weight 70lb plus blah bla..... never any weights under 40lb blah blah.... You know, I have an inbuilt perception for fibbers, and it was so easy to tell when this guy was lying.... his crappity smacking lips moved!!!!! http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_fi...

I hate the place.... I probably came stone last, Forgetting me coat wasnt helpful but ever time I put my handin my pocket I was in Joshes bait tray, never had so much as a liner in the margins..... the place needs filling in

After my wife died from a heart attack I didnt want to settle down again straight away so I wanted to have some fun first, so I went online to find a young girl with big t1ts that I could have casual sex with..... Needless to say, my inlaws weren't impressed. They thought I should have called an amb...

Thats it Joff,TK had a 2lb plus Kinver tiger,and Bullah muffed the shot with the camra Ha ha..... guess I was practising muff shots for when I have to take your picture Jonah.... and where ya been? ay seen ya for over a year mucka http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabb...

Bullah 'supposedly' took one of a member who had a clonking 'bonus' perch.........

I pressed the button, it clicked,sorry TK, could of sworn it had taken ok :-(

Well done gents, and likewise I am very impressed and pleased by Neils very sporting gesture, I spoke to most of the Ridgemere lads, and they were a thoroughly decent bunch of lads, was a pleasure meeting the,

parental duties Im afraid, if finished soon enough ( doubtful, dads taxis never gets an early finish) Il pop down. Apologies :-(

I was asked yesterday to run a charity marathon , I thought, yeah right, no chance

Then I was told it was for disabled and blind kids, so I thought hey, ok then I could win this

Me too, Im going stir crazy http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/crazy.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/crazy.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_file...

With what would have been match 2 in the morning cancelled this will be 'rescheduled' and a replacement match booked for 2nd

Aw, damn what a bad choice of date TK, I already have a match that day, the Staffs Worcs @ penkridge as it goes!

yeah, and probably next to me at that :-)

It was a dry un for quite a few of us last time.... on cyanide straight!!!

I caught a plastic bag, fought like crappity smack

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