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Search found 719 matches
- January 6th, 2013, 10:15 pm
- Forum: Match Chat / Fishing Talk
- Topic: Anyone tried this
- Replies: 34
- Views: 2346
Anyone tried this
Simon you must be REALLY BORED http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/rofl.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/rofl.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_fil...
- December 27th, 2012, 10:09 pm
- Forum: Match Chat / Fishing Talk
- Topic: Caption Comp 794 - its dangerous falling asleep
- Replies: 2
- Views: 413
Caption Comp 794 - its dangerous falling asleep
Oh Alice i wish i could be with you through the looking glass 
- December 23rd, 2012, 3:13 pm
- Forum: Anything Goes here
- Topic: About the Forum Layout.
- Replies: 18
- Views: 4085
About the Forum Layout.
I agree with MR V Simon if it ain't broke DON't FIX IT Brightens my poor existence in life as a match angler http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/rofl.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Foru...
- December 21st, 2012, 10:43 pm
- Forum: Match Chat / Fishing Talk
- Topic: Best Wishes
- Replies: 20
- Views: 1376
Best Wishes
thanks dodge we have have never met .................you are so lucky as joff and simon know me ..................happy christmas
- December 3rd, 2012, 9:08 am
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: bridegroom
- Replies: 1
- Views: 633
bridegroom
BRIDEGROOM................... Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding. "Och, it's all goin' pure brilliant," says Jimmy. "Ar've got everythin' organised awready, the fluers, the church, the caurs, the reception, the rings, the m...
- November 26th, 2012, 12:49 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Summary of Life
- Replies: 0
- Views: 520
Summary of Life
Summary of Life GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year ol...
- November 20th, 2012, 7:45 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: The P*nis Poem--by Willie Nelson
- Replies: 0
- Views: 585
The P*nis Poem--by Willie Nelson
My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out. What used to be my sex appeal, Is now my water spout. Time was when, on its own accord, From my trousers it would spring. But now I've got a full time job, To find the f***in' thing. It used to be embarrassing, The way it would behave. For every single...
- November 18th, 2012, 5:02 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: AUSSIE POETRY
- Replies: 1
- Views: 612
AUSSIE POETRY
AUSSIE POETRY > > An Australian Poetry Competition held in the Sydney Opera House had > Come down to two finalists; > > A) The university graduate. > B) An old aboriginal man.. > > They were given a word, and then allowed two minutes to study the > word and come up with a short four line poem that c...
- November 17th, 2012, 6:09 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: THIS IS WHY WE ADMIRE OLD PEOPLE
- Replies: 2
- Views: 930
THIS IS WHY WE ADMIRE OLD PEOPLE
Brilliant http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/rofl.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/rofl.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Template...
- November 14th, 2012, 11:40 pm
- Forum: Match Chat / Fishing Talk
- Topic: Caption Time
- Replies: 23
- Views: 1933
Caption Time
Here was me thinking that MFI had gone bust http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/cheerleader.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/cheerleader.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/...
- November 10th, 2012, 9:54 pm
- Forum: Anything Goes here
- Topic: nearly there
- Replies: 43
- Views: 3112
nearly there
How many squatts do you get for being the 3 millionth poster http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/rofl.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/rofl.gif http://simplematchfishing.co....
- November 8th, 2012, 4:52 pm
- Forum: Anything Goes here
- Topic: nearly there
- Replies: 43
- Views: 3112
nearly there
Nearly at the magic 3.000.000 less than 10.000 to go well done daddy simps http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/party.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/party.gif http://simple...
- October 26th, 2012, 5:44 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Sex On Mars
- Replies: 2
- Views: 813
Sex On Mars
Very good http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/rofl.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/rofl.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Template...
- October 26th, 2012, 5:43 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: amish shopping
- Replies: 0
- Views: 445
amish shopping
A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a shopping centre. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, 'What is this Father?' the father (never having seen an elevator) ...
- October 25th, 2012, 11:42 am
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Scousers join Ferrari
- Replies: 1
- Views: 574
Scousers join Ferrari
"The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew today." This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on h...
- October 18th, 2012, 2:08 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Buying a fishing rod
- Replies: 2
- Views: 712
Buying a fishing rod
A woman goes into Discount Fishing Supplies to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just picks one and goes over to the counter. The salesman is standing there, wearing dark shades. She says, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this ro...
- October 16th, 2012, 11:59 pm
- Forum: Football Talk
- Topic: Poland v England.............forecast
- Replies: 28
- Views: 2851
Poland v England.............forecast
How come the local polish bus driver can find the smallest village but they cant dry a pitch out http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/rofl.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/ro...
- September 30th, 2012, 12:57 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Natural Laws
- Replies: 2
- Views: 2132
Natural Laws
Natural Laws 1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. 2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe. 3. Law of Probability - The probability o...
- September 27th, 2012, 4:49 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: London Zoo
- Replies: 2
- Views: 714
London Zoo
You have to have some Brit background to enjoy this one > >A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First >Is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. > >As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is >Boss, he beats it to death with a spade. > >Realizing h...
- September 26th, 2012, 8:58 am
- Forum: Anything Goes here
- Topic: Some news from me and Gem
- Replies: 20
- Views: 2079
Some news from me and Gem
Congratulations to the both of you http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/party1.gif Can i have first pick of your fishing tackle as you will need all the money for the little one http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/y...