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by cheslynboy
June 25th, 2014, 6:14 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Blonde Joke
Replies: 6
Views: 1124

Blonde Joke

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble... In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her...
by cheslynboy
June 12th, 2014, 7:01 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Funeral Procession
Replies: 1
Views: 649

Funeral Procession

Funeral Procession A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 Feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man wa...
by cheslynboy
June 11th, 2014, 9:07 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Blonde Genies
Replies: 0
Views: 551

Blonde Genies

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET BLONDE GENIES !!! A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blo...
by cheslynboy
May 20th, 2014, 2:17 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Makeover
Replies: 3
Views: 863

Makeover

And you say mine are cr*p http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/rofl.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/rofl.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/ya...
by cheslynboy
May 19th, 2014, 9:11 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: S*x on Mars
Replies: 1
Views: 850

S*x on Mars

Sex On Mars The year is 2222 and Charlie and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Charlie asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers and how they make money, etc. Finally, Mauree...
by cheslynboy
May 1st, 2014, 6:06 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Love Story
Replies: 1
Views: 648

Love Story

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper ber...
by cheslynboy
April 10th, 2014, 5:02 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND
Replies: 3
Views: 1271

ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND

ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an ove...
by cheslynboy
April 9th, 2014, 6:37 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: blond
Replies: 0
Views: 553

blond

A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however,...
by cheslynboy
April 7th, 2014, 8:42 am
Forum: Anything Goes here
Topic: Bill Turner, RIP
Replies: 12
Views: 2388

Bill Turner, RIP

R I P Bill
Condolances to the family
And we will keep Wolves AA going in your memory for all the hard work you did for it
Alan Gough chairman
Arthur Shaw match sec
by cheslynboy
March 26th, 2014, 5:21 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: golf
Replies: 2
Views: 791

golf

A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends. "Oh, no!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband. He'll be so annoyed if it's not ready on time." When she got home, she discovered all she had in the fridge was a...
by cheslynboy
March 19th, 2014, 8:37 pm
Forum: Cashmores Upcoming Matches
Topic: Big Col Knock up - Sat 22nd Mar 2014
Replies: 7
Views: 1169

Big Col Knock up - Sat 22nd Mar 2014

OK understand TK
thx
by cheslynboy
March 19th, 2014, 4:30 pm
Forum: Cashmores Upcoming Matches
Topic: Big Col Knock up - Sat 22nd Mar 2014
Replies: 7
Views: 1169

Big Col Knock up - Sat 22nd Mar 2014

I hope this isn't on WAA waters at Acton Trussle as it isn't booked for a contest.
They can go to the right of the canal after they cross the bridge by the moathouse towards stafford but not infront of the hotel as its £2.50 / peg
Arthur Match Sec WAA
by cheslynboy
March 4th, 2014, 11:35 pm
Forum: Anything Goes here
Topic: Whats Your Fisherman Name ?
Replies: 14
Views: 4117

Whats Your Fisherman Name ?

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by cheslynboy
February 1st, 2014, 1:45 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Irish Sawmill Accident
Replies: 6
Views: 1320

Irish Sawmill Accident

Irish Saw mill Accident Paddy and Mick are two Irish men working at the local sawmill. One day, Mick slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw. Paddy quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick to the local hospital. Next day, Paddy goes to the hospital and ask...
by cheslynboy
February 1st, 2014, 1:43 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: magic moments
Replies: 4
Views: 1258

magic moments

They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company. After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted. They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town. De...
by cheslynboy
January 26th, 2014, 9:01 pm
Forum: Match Chat / Fishing Talk
Topic: Wolverhampton AA
Replies: 10
Views: 1332

Wolverhampton AA

Yep i was working http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/rofl.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/rofl.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/...
by cheslynboy
January 25th, 2014, 2:15 pm
Forum: Match Chat / Fishing Talk
Topic: Wolverhampton AA
Replies: 10
Views: 1332

Wolverhampton AA

Works on mine as well http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/rofl.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/rofl.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfi...
by cheslynboy
January 22nd, 2014, 1:30 pm
Forum: Cashmores Upcoming Matches
Topic: Grueller match 5
Replies: 19
Views: 2813

Grueller match 5

Just shows you TK you never ever worked hard at M E B http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/rofl.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/rofl.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/foru...
by cheslynboy
December 31st, 2013, 5:33 pm
Forum: Anything Goes here
Topic: Happy New Year.
Replies: 7
Views: 1605

Happy New Year.

Happy New Year To All On Simple Match Fishing http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/tiphat.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/party1.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/...
by cheslynboy
December 24th, 2013, 1:10 pm
Forum: Match Chat / Fishing Talk
Topic: Merry Christmas One and All
Replies: 8
Views: 735

Merry Christmas One and All

Merry Christmas To All http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/cheerleader.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/cheerleader.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/convert...