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Search found 719 matches
- June 25th, 2014, 6:14 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Blonde Joke
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1124
Blonde Joke
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble... In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her...
- June 12th, 2014, 7:01 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Funeral Procession
- Replies: 1
- Views: 649
Funeral Procession
Funeral Procession A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 Feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man wa...
- June 11th, 2014, 9:07 am
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Blonde Genies
- Replies: 0
- Views: 551
Blonde Genies
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET BLONDE GENIES !!! A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blo...
Makeover
And you say mine are cr*p http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/rofl.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/rofl.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/ya...
- May 19th, 2014, 9:11 am
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: S*x on Mars
- Replies: 1
- Views: 850
S*x on Mars
Sex On Mars The year is 2222 and Charlie and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Charlie asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers and how they make money, etc. Finally, Mauree...
- May 1st, 2014, 6:06 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Love Story
- Replies: 1
- Views: 648
Love Story
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper ber...
- April 10th, 2014, 5:02 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1271
ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND
ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an ove...
blond
A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however,...
- April 7th, 2014, 8:42 am
- Forum: Anything Goes here
- Topic: Bill Turner, RIP
- Replies: 12
- Views: 2388
Bill Turner, RIP
R I P Bill
Condolances to the family
And we will keep Wolves AA going in your memory for all the hard work you did for it
Alan Gough chairman
Arthur Shaw match sec
Condolances to the family
And we will keep Wolves AA going in your memory for all the hard work you did for it
Alan Gough chairman
Arthur Shaw match sec
golf
A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends. "Oh, no!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband. He'll be so annoyed if it's not ready on time." When she got home, she discovered all she had in the fridge was a...
- March 19th, 2014, 8:37 pm
- Forum: Cashmores Upcoming Matches
- Topic: Big Col Knock up - Sat 22nd Mar 2014
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1169
Big Col Knock up - Sat 22nd Mar 2014
OK understand TK
thx
thx
- March 19th, 2014, 4:30 pm
- Forum: Cashmores Upcoming Matches
- Topic: Big Col Knock up - Sat 22nd Mar 2014
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1169
Big Col Knock up - Sat 22nd Mar 2014
I hope this isn't on WAA waters at Acton Trussle as it isn't booked for a contest.
They can go to the right of the canal after they cross the bridge by the moathouse towards stafford but not infront of the hotel as its £2.50 / peg
Arthur Match Sec WAA
They can go to the right of the canal after they cross the bridge by the moathouse towards stafford but not infront of the hotel as its £2.50 / peg
Arthur Match Sec WAA
- March 4th, 2014, 11:35 pm
- Forum: Anything Goes here
- Topic: Whats Your Fisherman Name ?
- Replies: 14
- Views: 4117
Whats Your Fisherman Name ?
cap'n leadhead
- February 1st, 2014, 1:45 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Irish Sawmill Accident
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1320
Irish Sawmill Accident
Irish Saw mill Accident Paddy and Mick are two Irish men working at the local sawmill. One day, Mick slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw. Paddy quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick to the local hospital. Next day, Paddy goes to the hospital and ask...
- February 1st, 2014, 1:43 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: magic moments
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1258
magic moments
They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company. After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted. They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town. De...
- January 26th, 2014, 9:01 pm
- Forum: Match Chat / Fishing Talk
- Topic: Wolverhampton AA
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1332
Wolverhampton AA
Yep i was working http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/rofl.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/rofl.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/...
- January 25th, 2014, 2:15 pm
- Forum: Match Chat / Fishing Talk
- Topic: Wolverhampton AA
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1332
Wolverhampton AA
Works on mine as well http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/rofl.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/rofl.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfi...
- January 22nd, 2014, 1:30 pm
- Forum: Cashmores Upcoming Matches
- Topic: Grueller match 5
- Replies: 19
- Views: 2813
Grueller match 5
Just shows you TK you never ever worked hard at M E B http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/rofl.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/rofl.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/foru...
- December 31st, 2013, 5:33 pm
- Forum: Anything Goes here
- Topic: Happy New Year.
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1605
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year To All On Simple Match Fishing http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/tiphat.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/party1.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/...
- December 24th, 2013, 1:10 pm
- Forum: Match Chat / Fishing Talk
- Topic: Merry Christmas One and All
- Replies: 8
- Views: 735
Merry Christmas One and All
Merry Christmas To All http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/cheerleader.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/cheerleader.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/convert...