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by cheslynboy
February 1st, 2015, 10:43 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Cuckoo Clock
Replies: 0
Views: 1397

Cuckoo Clock

The Cuckoo Clock Why females should avoid a 'Girls Night Out' after they are married.... If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humour. The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls'. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well...
by cheslynboy
January 29th, 2015, 3:45 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: arthritus
Replies: 1
Views: 1438

arthritus

A drunk man who smelled of beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the pr...
by cheslynboy
January 15th, 2015, 5:10 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Aussie Wedding
Replies: 0
Views: 1436

Aussie Wedding

Aussie stockman and his wife had just got married and found a quiet hotel for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a room. He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room, with a good strong bed." The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?' The drover ref...
by cheslynboy
December 2nd, 2014, 5:30 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: robin hood
Replies: 0
Views: 1397

robin hood

A teacher asks her class "Can anyone tell me the name of Robin Hood's girlfriend?" Little Paddy raises his hand and says "Yes Miss, It's Trudy Glen" "No Paddy, the answer is Maid Marion." "But Miss, what about the song? Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding Trudy Glen.&qu...
by cheslynboy
November 18th, 2014, 4:16 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Nearly became a doctor
Replies: 1
Views: 1579

Nearly became a doctor

When I was young I decided to go to Medical School. At the entrance exam we were asked to rearrange the letters PNEIS and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect. Those who answered spine are doctors today, while the rest of us are sending jokes via email. :tiph...
by cheslynboy
November 10th, 2014, 7:02 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: smile
Replies: 1
Views: 1773

smile

A man received the following text from his neighbour: "I am so sorry Bob, I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around; in fact, more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer liv...
by cheslynboy
November 7th, 2014, 2:17 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Tiger Woods
Replies: 0
Views: 1427

Tiger Woods

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin." The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age." The wife continues, "Yeah, I've b...
by cheslynboy
November 7th, 2014, 2:12 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Blind Date
Replies: 0
Views: 1409

Blind Date

Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer." Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartme...
by cheslynboy
November 7th, 2014, 2:09 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Brain Transplant
Replies: 0
Views: 1324

Brain Transplant

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at thi...
by cheslynboy
October 18th, 2014, 11:18 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: George Burns
Replies: 2
Views: 811

George Burns

When George Burns was 97 years old he was interviewed by Oprah Winfrey. Oprah asked, "Mr. Burns, how do you carry so much energy with you? You are always working, and at your age I think that is remarkable." George Burns said, "I just take good care of myself and enjoy what I do when ...
by cheslynboy
September 30th, 2014, 11:09 pm
Forum: Football Talk
Topic: FF WK 6
Replies: 5
Views: 900

FF WK 6

jOFF & bILL
YOU GOT A NOSE BLEED YET
I,ve never seen you that high :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
PS i'm a coward i will not have a go :nono :nono :nono
by cheslynboy
September 25th, 2014, 5:52 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: this is funny
Replies: 0
Views: 754

this is funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPyl2tOaKxM



Please, please, please watch this if you have ever flown to another country. :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
by cheslynboy
August 15th, 2014, 2:31 pm
Forum: Match Diary / Going Fishing
Topic: Willow lakes
Replies: 2
Views: 491

Willow lakes

Yep ok i know Graham fished a couple of matches down there over the years we have been going

And as far as the jokes go there was this irishman englishman and a guy who use to work for the Anglers Mail ...............never mind :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
by cheslynboy
August 15th, 2014, 9:34 am
Forum: Match Diary / Going Fishing
Topic: Willow lakes
Replies: 2
Views: 491

Willow lakes

Well the year flies around and its time to go back to Foston in Lincolnshire to fish willow lakes with my mates and possibly have a few drinks :cheers for the next week First point of call on saturday night will be Grantham as all the students have had there A results and the girlies will be out par...
by cheslynboy
August 15th, 2014, 9:27 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Malaysian model plane
Replies: 3
Views: 760

Malaysian model plane

Bill thats slander mine aren't that good :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
by cheslynboy
August 4th, 2014, 2:56 pm
Forum: Anything Goes here
Topic: Gelignite fishing
Replies: 0
Views: 706

Gelignite fishing

Gelignite fishing Guile. Patience. Judgement. Maybe a dash of luck too. These are the qualities needed to be a top angler. By uncanny coincidence, Arthur Watkins lacked all of them in abundance. At the fag-end of 1900, the miner and two of his mates went off for a spot of fishing in the canal at Wed...
by cheslynboy
July 14th, 2014, 3:48 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: ZEN TEACHINGS
Replies: 0
Views: 660

ZEN TEACHINGS

ZEN TEACHINGS 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just yellow stream off and leave me alone. 2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any. 3. No one is listeni...
by cheslynboy
July 7th, 2014, 2:35 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: A Girlfriend Called Lorraine
Replies: 4
Views: 903

A Girlfriend Called Lorraine

And you moan about my jokes http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/rofl.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/rofl.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/...
by cheslynboy
July 5th, 2014, 3:03 pm
Forum: Match Results, Reports and Blogs
Topic: WOLVERHAMPTON A.A. 3 DAY FESTIVAL....
Replies: 14
Views: 1794

WOLVERHAMPTON A.A. 3 DAY FESTIVAL....

Joff yep it is open to anyone just book on with Paul when the time comes around As if there isn't enough canal cracks fishing it http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/rofl.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabb...
by cheslynboy
June 27th, 2014, 11:17 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Blonde Joke
Replies: 6
Views: 1124

Blonde Joke

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH tony i'm leading him in to a false sense of security as its £2 a match during the festival http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/rofl.gif http://simplematchfishing.co.uk/forum2/images/converted_files/yabbfiles/Templates/Fo...